Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Seat Enhancer

I was watching a very high profile trainer coaching a very high profile DIVA . As the horse was moving so powerfully even this accomplished DIVA showed the periodical DAY LIGHT between her posterior and the saddle. “SIT CLOSER to the saddle I don’t want to see all this AIR TIME, BETWEEN YOU AND THE SADDLE”, The high profile trainer repeated several times. Tell her to insert a fifty pounds note between herself and the saddle and if it comes off IT IS YOURS”, Was my suggestion , “This is old fashion BUT the most effective seat enhancer I know of ” I continued. The high profile trainer turned to me , grinned and said “knowing her 50 pence will be just as EFFECTIVE!!!”