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Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Herpes realistic view
One Top Trainer just finished interviewing a new recruit , a gorgeous looking blond with all the attributes to be a top dressage Diva.
It was a rigorous interview in which this lady had to show she possessed the skills for every aspect of the job of an assistant trainer to a top trainer.
At the end of the interview Top Trainer asked the young lady “Well are you ready and able to join our team “
After a long pause she looked at the top trainer and replied “No I will have to Turn the offer down”
“WHY?” asked top trainer “ you will not get better terms then I offer”
“It is not that , it is because of the Herpes” she said
Top trainer exploded “MY HORSES DO NOT HAVE THE HERPES, WE HAVE A STRICT BIO SECURITY “
She looked at the Top Trainer and in a very quit voice she said “your horses don't have the Herpes but YOU DO NOW “
