Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Students from abroad

One of the pleasures of running a training centre is that we get to meet people from all over the world, with out leaving home one becomes cosmopolitan , over the years I had students from every part of the glob they come to learn about dressage and horses and and we learn about far away places different cultures, food and habits, I will never forget the Japanese girl that asked for penis butter on toast when she commented how different KY gel tasted to what she was used to, I realized it was peanut butter she was after. But it did teach me never to question what other do in other countries.
A new arrival was directed to the room that was vacated that morning by a lovely popular girl of East European origin that returned home after 12 month with us.
The new recruit was told to settle in and let me know if she requires any thing.
Minutes later she knocks on my door red faced and agitated informing me she cant stay in that room , and asked me to come and look what she found under her bed , AND THERE IT WAS A USED CONDOM .
I tried to reason with her explained that the previous resident was a responsible girl with a boy friend and this is England in the 21st centaury “AND DON'T PEOPLE MAKE LOVE WHERE YOU COME FROM??” I asked, to which she replied “yes they do but not until THE SKIN COMES OFF”