Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Wifs underpants

Top competitor was warming up his horse prior to a GP test, it was obvious that he was not his usual cool self, his body was tense his reaction some what irate and he showed complete lack of courtesy to the other users of the arena.
Senior trainer standing by the arenas side did his best to defuse the situation with out much successes.
Suddenly Top Competitor brought his horse to a shrieking halt, on the track with total disregard to other riders, turned to Senior Trainer and in a voice that was loud enough to be heard by most present said “ WHEN I AM FINISHED WITH THIS HORSE I AM GOING TO TEAR MY WIFE'S KNICKERS OFF “
Senior trainer taken back a little asked “here at the show ground?”
“YES HERE AT THE SHOW GROUND” was the reply
“And your wife what if she does not want to?” asked Senior trainer
“I DON'T GIVE A SHIT THEY ARE SO UNCOMFORTABLE TO RIDE IN” was the reply