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Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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D,D,S,N,P
D,D,S,N,P
After the Olympics came the parties , endless of receptions and events to which the who's who of the dressage world were invited, or gate crashed claiming they had some contribution towards this amazing achievements.
During such one reception in a very big house in London the hostess an elderly distinguished lady with known passion to all aspects of equestrianism approached Marco de Graber the well known German trainer and inquired as regard to his contribution to British dressage.
Marco replied that his major contribution relates to the Unix skills he has, not commonly found with British dressage trainers , “I am deliver D,D,S,N,P”, “what is that?” asked the elderly lady “is that like this new modern technique N,L,P” she continued .
“Naa Naa !! it is Dressage Diva Special Needs Program” Marco replied with out batting an eye, “I am one of the few dressage trainers in your country able to look after the needs of the British Dressage Ladies”
The elderly hostess exclaimed in a posh voice “DEAR oh DEAR”
To which Marco de Graber replied “I dont do deer, their tail is to high and they run to fast”
After the Olympics came the parties , endless of receptions and events to which the who's who of the dressage world were invited, or gate crashed claiming they had some contribution towards this amazing achievements.
During such one reception in a very big house in London the hostess an elderly distinguished lady with known passion to all aspects of equestrianism approached Marco de Graber the well known German trainer and inquired as regard to his contribution to British dressage.
Marco replied that his major contribution relates to the Unix skills he has, not commonly found with British dressage trainers , “I am deliver D,D,S,N,P”, “what is that?” asked the elderly lady “is that like this new modern technique N,L,P” she continued .
“Naa Naa !! it is Dressage Diva Special Needs Program” Marco replied with out batting an eye, “I am one of the few dressage trainers in your country able to look after the needs of the British Dressage Ladies”
The elderly hostess exclaimed in a posh voice “DEAR oh DEAR”
To which Marco de Graber replied “I dont do deer, their tail is to high and they run to fast”
